Findings:
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How fast can blind people read?
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Disabling the Content Advisor password in Internet Explorer
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How to Know God
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Just How You Feel
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Just how is this arousing?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- How to "Have People"
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Things people put up their butts
- Changing the window title in Internet Explorer
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- i know you are but what am i
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How The Internet Works
- How to spot bad internet porn stories
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- Citing internet resources
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to make money from the internet
- I know you are, but what am I?
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- she does not know how much I need this
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How can people listen to that crap?
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- Just how old is James, exactly?
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