An
old joke with an ex- of mine. The
topic has come up with
female friends several times. It goes something like this...
It is sort of an
urban legend that a sneeze is the closest your
body naturally comes to having an
orgasm. (There is another
equivalent i have heard something along the lines of seven sneezes in a row is the
chemical equivalent of an orgasm.) Now, the inherrent dangers of nasal sex
derive from this quite easily. If your nose is not capable of holding an orgasm on its own, it is probably unwise to have
sex in such a place.
And then it concludes with something like "And that is why we don't have sex in your (the) nose." That is if anyone would ever
pry to inquire about such a
feat. The exact wording escapes me now, but the
point is there. It was her
AOL quote for a brief while.
The best part about such a
tagline is that you obviously have to inquire about such, because with every great (or totally
off the wall)
quote, there is obviously a story... (or even an
inside joke to be let in on...)