Findings:
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He had something to say. He said it.
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There was a time when I was a better person
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I was once young and had a home
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- some say he was never here at all
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- FRESH PRINCE (user)
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- No one says anything important during the day
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- Go out and get some fresh air
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Fresh Prince of Denmark
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- FRESH PRINCE! (user)
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Fresh Prince of Tatooine
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- Forget I said anything
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- If I Could Say Mother
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- It was better before they came
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
- You say you love; but with a voice
- When to purchase fresh vegetables
- Blue smells like fresh
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- I came, I saw and was undone
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- It was the least I could do
- When Chris Came Home
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- It was all I could do not to cry
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
If you Log in you could create a "And then your mom will get scared, she'll say 'you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare, but nah, forget it, TO HOME IN BEL-AIR! I pulled up to the house around seven or eight and yelled to the cabby, 'YO HOLMES! SMELL YA LATER!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. Sittin' in my throne, fresh prince of Bel-Air." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.