Findings:
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She just looks at me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- This node was made for you and me
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- I was a homeless bum
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- let her take me, feed on me, devour me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- She asked me to read her a poem
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- What Playboy taught me just now
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Just Let Me Breathe
- My wife made me sexy!
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- People just expect things from me
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The Devil made me do it
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- bare with me
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- The full moon made me do it
- Just call me fluffy
- Bathe her and bring her to me
- it's just me (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm Just Me (user)
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- Nobody for me but you
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Experience has made me bitter
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- England Made Me
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- her arms around me
- Books made me a person
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Don't tell me about her
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- it's still just me in here
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- You say you love; but with a voice
- I still wear the bracelet you made me
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
- Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
- Society made me what I am
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I asked her not to forget me
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- just hold me, and let me weep
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Just Me (user)
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
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