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• Retrieving lost coins from a vending machine
• How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• A word from anyone's alien
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Laundromats are purgatory with half empty vending machines
• Vending machine moment
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• french fry vending machine
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• One should expect as much from a machine
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• we will replace the stars with machines of our own creation
• Tips on not getting caught, from Paul Manafort
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• 25 cent plastic toy vending machines
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• Mice will continue to dream of Cats shedding claws from radiation sickness
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
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• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• The lonely vending machine of Amber Street
• Underground chocolate machine hack
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• stealing candy from babies
• Cigarette vending machine
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• ice cream vending machine
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• caught stealing
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• The Vending Machine Murders
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• EDB food vending machine
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• NYC MetroCard Vending Machine
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• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• vending machines that dispense poetry
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• a used high school textbook 1904 edition of selections from Tennyson's Idylls of the King
• Step Back from the Beach a Moment
• The Incredible Machine
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• The Time Machine - Chapter 11
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• Tiktok the Machine Man
• Last Action Hero
• Day of the Machines
• Elevator Action 2 Returns
• Turing Machine implemented in the Game of Life
• The Rock Action (document)
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• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Computer Lib/Dream Machines
• coke machine syndrome
• SLOT MACHINE GAME (user)
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Meatball Machine
• Caught red-handed
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I caught the football
• Austrian Death Machine
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• white chocolate
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Chocolate panettone with golden mascarpone dip
• Will and Grace
• Reese Chocolate Squares
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• Why wind will rule all
• Hazelnut Chocolate Pie
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• chocolate stout
• That frost will not fall
• Hershey's Mint Chocolate Candy Canes
• Warning: you will die someday
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Escape from L.A.
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• COME FROM
• Life will get easier
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• Maury Wills
• Making life from simple household chemicals
• Why I will not fly US Airways anymore
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• We will bury you
• Fax from Sarajevo
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
• The Revolution will be televised
• A Word from the Murky Depths
• Will Christopher Baer
• Who is protecting whom from what?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• I need your pain or I will not live
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• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Technical requests from nontechnical people
• This love will be your downfall.
• Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
• from the future
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• From consumer to consumed
• escaping 'From'
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Tales from the Swamp
• I will not be voting
• The legend of the gypsy and the nails from the cross
• This Will Destroy You
• not running from, but going to
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• Second Letter from Seiji Koga to Yashuma Neiboku, dated 1810
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Boot From Floppy
• The future cheats us from afar
• Hai Rui Dismissed from Office
• Snapshots from poets' high
• Humanoids from the Deep
• Monster from Green Hell
• Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
• From The Choirgirl Hotel
• From the Earth to the Moon: 18: The Passenger of the Atlanta
• I got it from Agnes
• 1931 European Letter from an MIT Grad
• Songs from a solstice hymnal
• A rose from night sprang living
• Hints for indy publishers, from a librarian
• Indistinguishable from magic
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• Exodus from earth
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• and this is how madness sounds from the inside
• Inspiration from the Heart: The Collected Works of Mary Turner
• Notes from the Long Dark
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Dispatches From San Francisco
• story ideas from the pansophoscope blog (category)
• The argument from evolutionary suffering
• reading from your notes
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• mantras are a hack to keep the word-brain from talking
• least harmful action
• The Soul of a New Machine
• Action Comics #1
• A gun is a machine whose sole purpose is to make quick killing easier
• Direct Action against Homophobia
• Erewhon : Chapter XXIII - The Book of the Machines
• Pump action shotgun
• Claw Machine
• Action Replay Mk VI
• Two Beds and a Coffee Machine
• Captain Action
• Nefastis Machine
• World in Action
• Intel's Propaganda Machine

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