Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Apparently when I have strep antibodies up I look like some beautiful tortured madonna."

• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• What do you see when you look up?
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• pertussis, strep and antibodies
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When I get like this
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• just to have some human contact
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• What is it like to have a soul?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What it's like to have a community
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Never look like you're staring
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Baptist fear of dancing
• haiku are like small, beautiful round stones shining---complete and wondrous
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I would like to have emotions
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I have to return some videotapes
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• What it's like to have cancer
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• i like my body when it is with your
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• I like to take up space
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• When I became beautiful
• it looks like rain
• It looks very beautiful
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Be a model or just look like one
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• When I have female children
• If I was beautiful like you
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• People have fucked up before
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Stoned music memories
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• because I have given up any care
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• When living we have need of Death
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Beautiful and sick, like oak apples
• when all the white horses have broken free
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I do have some things to hide
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.

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