Question asked of Pinky by The Brain. See also
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I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this
hour?
I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.
Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... ooh, it's all
too much for me.
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.
I think so, Brain, but if they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them!
I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the
children look like?
I think so, Brain, but this time *you* put the trousers on the chimp.
Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time.
Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.
I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kay Ballard's in the union.
Yes, I am!
I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?
I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.
Well, I think so -POIT- but *where* do you stick the feather and call it
macaroni?
Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime.
Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back.
Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart,
wouldn't you?
Well, I think so, Brain, but "apply North Pole" to what?
I think so, Brain, but "Snowball for Windows"?
Well, I think so, Brain, but *snort* no, no, it's too stupid!
Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but, umm, why would Sophia Loren do a musical?
Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?
Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?
I think so Brain, but if you replace the "P" with an "O", my name would be
Oinky, wouldn't it?
Oooh, I think so Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarana.
Well, I think so *hiccup*, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?
I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?
Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?
I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.
We eat the box?
Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does
he keep doing it?
I think so, Brain *NARF*, but don't camels spit a lot?
I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?
I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?
I think so, Brain, but why would Peter Bogdanovich?
I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?
I think so, Brain, but if we get Sam Spade, we'll never have any puppies.
I think so, Larry, and um, Brain, but how can we get seven dwarves to shave
their legs?
I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they
thinking?
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel
left out?
I think so, Brain, but if we had a snowmobile, wouldn't it melt before summer?
I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?
I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the
Marshmallow Chicks?
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose it's flavor on the bedpost
overnight?
I think so, Brain, but three round meals a day wouldn't be as hard to swallow.
I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of
spouse be spice?
Umm, I think so, Brain, but three men in a tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary!
Yes, but why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh*
I don't know.
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but I prefer Space Jelly.
Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
Wuh, I think so, Brain, but how will we get three pink flamingos into one pair
of Capri pants?
Oh Brain, I certainly hope so.
I think so, Brain, but Tuesday Weld isn't a complete sentence.
I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want to see Snow White and the Seven
Samurai?
I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby.
I think so, Brain, but I find scratching just makes it worse.
I think so, Brain, but shouldn't the bat boy be wearing a cape?
I think so, Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?