Findings:

• women aren't starfish
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• You aren't better than human
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• (aren't we all?)
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• greedy ninja
• She sobs in response
• RFC 1438
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• sob
• needy greedy and cruel
• Greedy Pig
• greedy little star
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Greedy Richard
• greedy algorithm
• Proof that the greedy algorithm for Egyptian fractions terminates
• greedy reductionism
• greedy
• Birds Aren't Real
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• aren't
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• but aren't we all
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• What girls aren't taught
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• When five senses aren't enough
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• aren't we posh
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• When you forget that dogs aren't human

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