Findings:
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- What girls aren't taught
- Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- aren't
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- oh, aren't we tough in the morning
- aren't we posh
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
- You aren't better than human
- Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Nodeshells aren't compelling!
- Blacks Aren't Crazy
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- things aren't as pretty on the inside
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Birds Aren't Real
- Mom
- your mom
- my mom
- Soccer mom
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- Microsoft does your mom
- Look mom, no hands!
- Dr. Mom
- Call your mom
- forrest's mom (user)
- My mom kicks ass
- My Mom buys me diet pills
- Million Mom March
- Buying crack from your mom's pimp
- The kind of thing mom says
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- Serial Mom
- Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Mom (user)
- A Letter from Mom and Dad
- mrichich's mom
- My mom's halloween costume
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- The day my mom died
- Todd McCormick
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- My Mom's Reply
- acting a little like my mom
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- Things I miss about mom
- Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Dear Mom
- I was my mom for a while
- Mom and Pop
- Strange movies, Mom, acid, pizza, and John Cheever
- "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
- Moms make the best lunches
- just like mom used to make
- I Love My Mom
- teen mom
- Naps on Mom's back porch
- full-time mom
- My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
- RC's Mom
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Mr. Mom
- psychic mom
- my mom name (user)
- So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
- Moms Mabley
- Mom McCoy's lemon chess pie
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- bored mom (user)
- Just Like Mom
- Moms (user)
- work at home moms (user)
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- ur mom (user)
- ring toe mom (user)
- logans mom (user)
- Your MOM's an arctic berry!
- cool mom (user)
- The day I traded my mom in for a robot
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- Open Letter to a Mom
- my mom brothers (user)
- rascal's mom (user)
- nik's mom (user)
- i love your mom very much yes i do
- mom in need of help! (user)
- hockey mom
- Hi Mom!
- Your mom is a classy lady
- Mom takes off her cape
- Dear Mom, 19 August 1945
- Amazon Mom
- Holy Saturday, Mom!
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- mod mom (user)
- Choosy Moms Choose Jif
- My mom loved me
- mom jeans
- Work mom
- how to put vertical space MOM
- Journey to the center of your mom's backyard
- Mister Smart (user)
- smart
- smart card
- Smart quotes
- Christopher Smart
- smart terminal
- smarts
- smart aleck
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