Findings:

• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• You aren't better than human
• Treatment of corporations
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• better late than never
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Things that are better than sex
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Better blatant than latent
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Tickling is better than sex
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• There were times better than this
• for() is better than while()
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• better than Radiohead
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Better than Sex
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• They're not fish, they're people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Rebeca Martinez
• Better Than Garbo
• Two heads are better than one
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• better than natural
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• A modem is better than nothing
• worse things have happened to better people
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• The Gallery of Great People of Łódź
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• People smarter than I am.
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• play dumb
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Better him than me
• Better Dead Than Red
• The book is better than the movie
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• better off with him than here with me
• It doesn't get any better than this
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• better than a living will
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• A determination to do better than
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Better Than Chocolate
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• What can be better than that?
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• better than half my insides
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Some Days are Better than Others
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Than Bouillon
• leave it better than you found it
• What Everything does better than anything else
• better than the best
• better than 2 (user)
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Original better than the sequel
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• There's no better mirror than a child
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Better safe than sorry
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• Nobody Does It Better
• It's a sword. They're not meant to be safe
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Know me better, and love me better

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