As has been stated before, I dearly love a good
conspiracy theory.
Partial
transcript from the
Art Bell radio show,
September 11, 1997, in
interview with
caller who claims to be a former
Area 51 employee:
Male Caller: Hello, Art?
Art Bell: Yes.
Caller:
(sounds frightened) I don't have a whole lot of
time.
Art: Well, look, let's begin by finding out if you're using this
line properly or not.
Caller: Okay, in
Area 51?
Art: Yes. Are
(sic) you an
employee or are you now?
Caller: I'm a
former employee. I, I was let go on a
medical discharge about a week ago and, and...
(chokes) I kinda been running across the
country. Damn, I don't know where to start, they're, they're gonna, they'll
triangulate on this position real soon.
Art: So you can't spend a lot of time on the
phone, so give us something
quick.
Caller:
(voice breaking) Okay, um, um, okay, what we're thinking of as
aliens, Art, they're
extradimensional beings, that an earlier precursor of the
space program they made
contact with. They are not what they claim to be. They've
infiltrated a lot of aspects of, of, of the
military establishment, particularly the
Area 51. The
disasters that are coming, they, the
military, I'm sorry, the
government knows about them. And there's a lot of
safe areas in the
world that they could begin moving the
population to now, Art.
Art: So they're not doing, not doing anything.
Caller: They are not. They want those
major population centers wiped out so that the few that are left will be more easily
controllable...
Art:
(fragment) ...discharged...
Caller:
(sobbing, then fragment) I say we g...
At this point, the show went
off the air. An
old show was then replayed, and it was explained later that a
technical problem was responsible for the loss of the rest of the
phone call.
Transcript (c) 1997 by Art Bell, I reckon.(Update:
Jason W notes that the caller's voice was used on
Tool's
Lateralus CD in the song "
Faaip de Oiad". This all fits into the
Conspiracy in ways that you are not cleared to know...