A terrible
movie starring several
professional wrestlers, including
Hulk Hogan. Made in 1998, it was called the "
First ever
TNT Nitro Original" in the many
commercials for it on
TNT. Another often repeated line from the commercials was "On their final mission, they were betrayed".
The movie began with
Hulk Hogan leading an attack against
terrorists on some
tropical island. Most of the time in that scene was spent showing one of the other
professional wrestlers in the
movie shooting a lot of people with his extremely
large machine gun. Apparently this was their "final mission", as a member of their
team betrays them. That
eventually results in the team of
US Olympic Gymnasts being
kidnapped by terrorists and taken to
Devil's Island, where they are
rescued by
Hulk Hogan after several long, strange
fight scenes.
This
movie went out of it's way to shoot loud guns and blow up bombs more than any other movie I've ever seen. At one part, someone set up bombs on a
series of stone
pillars then started
running by them, setting each one off with a
remote control as he ran past it. It may have looked
interesting to someone
glancing at it, but made no sense at all considering that there was no one near the bombs besides the guy setting them off, and you could see that the pillars the
bombs were attached to were not
destroyed.
As I haven't watched
TNT for a long time, I can only hope that this was also the last ever
TNT Nitro Original. It was a movie
so amazingly bad that it was really funny at some points.
A certain noder recorded it but unfortunately lost the tape, so I'll probably never see this movie again.