"Well, I suppose you're
wondering why we've called you here today."
Your
attractive cousin calmly scans the room before she responds. She notices a
donkey, a
goldfish, the
administration, a
dead priest, your sister's
good-looking friend and some rather despondent
Norwegian boys and asks "What are the
brackets for?"
"The brackets are so that we may better
assimilate your ass into Everything"
"
Do they hurt?"
"You get used to it.
SEND IN THE NEXT PRIEST!"