Findings:
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Down the hill from University of California, Santa Cruz
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Just to see where the bullets come from
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I have just been shot
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
- store and recover corrupted data from CD/DVDs
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- you have to wear clothes
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- Rape committed by women
- One long June I came down from the trees
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- come down from baths in tallow
- Walking down the motorway, cars coming from behind
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Penis size and impregnation
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- From stars just out of reach
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- The Monkeys Have Trouble
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- But I have seen the sun just once
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
- A rebel from the waist down
- taking down the advertising industry from the inside
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Shoo Cat, Go down from the Table!
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- The Come Down from baths in tallow
- Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- I have freed myself from corporate advertising
- one thing just tears him down
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- People just expect things from me
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Stoned music memories
- Wear down
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- What have you learned from your patients today?
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- What I have learned from being fired
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- because I have given up any care
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- just to have some human contact
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- You don't have any real problems
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- any
- Press any key to continue
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- "42" is even to any base
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- any way, shape or form
- Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- In any art, boredom is not a virtue
- Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
- Love In Any Language
- Any time! Anywhere!
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Got any ID please?
- Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Any port in a storm
- A Jared by any other name
- Gym equipment
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- Any time is Trinidad time
- Convert any number to decimal
If you Log in you could create a "Assuming you have the chance to recover from any specific trouble. If not, it just wears you down." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.