Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• You just don't get it
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Just as well I came along
• Can we all just get along?
• Getting free computer parts
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Can't we all just get along?
• get well card
• That's just my broken parts coming through the surface
• Procrastinators of the world unite! Well, maybe later
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Rape committed by women
• The Get Well Soon
• The Sometime Pilot Gets Slightly Spanked
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• How to get a first class seat in economy class
• Get a telecommunications degree and we'll videoconference.
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• we'll get there
• Get Well Soup
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• 9 boyfriends later and I just came in my Pilates class
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• There is perhaps a sky; that part is unclear
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Rambo: First Blood part II
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The Goose Girl At The Well: Part Two
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Part Two: First Stories
• First contact
• our first time
• first place
• First Lady
• First Aid
• First past the post
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• First person
• The first time
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• first date
• First Manassas
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I first met you
• halfway house for my name first
• First World
• First node on everything
• Double first
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
• Who's on first?
• First Age
• Love at first sight
• first cousin
• first category
• Always for the first time
• Since feeling is first
• The very first computer bug
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• first draft
• X-Men: First Appearances
• the first person "you"
• my first poem
• The First Three Minutes
• Right of the First Knight
• My first experience with opium
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Star Wars first draft
• First day of school
• First Union Center
• Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
• Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
• Mariner:Part the First
• first crossword puzzle
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• first exposure
• first impression
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• Great first lines
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Star Trek: First Contact
• First Line, Last Line
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• to a first approximation
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Who made the first bread?
• First Crusade
• The first beer of the morning
• Wilderness First Responder
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• First Impact
• False First Impact
• the first song of the day
• Gilhooley's First Fundamental Finding
• Do it right the first time
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
• First Watch
• My first trip to Hooters
• First Precept
• First law of thermodynamics
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Women making the first move
• First They Came
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
• State of the First Amendment Survey
• First Prince of the Sword
• You are no longer someone's first
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• My First and Last Communion
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• The First Year of Hugo in Review
• First cigarette of the day
• First date kissing
• programs compiling on the first try
• first date discovery
• Surviving Your First Autocross
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• First African-American in Space
• Franklin Delano Roosevelt's First Inaugural Address
• first language
• First Canadian Place
• First Amendment Apathy
• Ice forms first on bridges
• The first atomic test
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• The first tag

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