Findings:

• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• You, standing
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• I can do much better than this
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• It was the least I could do
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I can do shit with my legs
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• There is something we can do
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Treatment of corporations
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
• Do what you have to do
• The Library Book
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• old books can tell more than one story
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• There is nothing the dead can do
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Why males have nipples
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What I really want to do is direct
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• What can be better than that?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I can quit any time I want
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• At least animals can run away
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What I want from life
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• A determination to do better than
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• What the hell do you want?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I do not want to talk
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• What loneliness can do to you
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Can I have a light?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Know How, Can Do
• You can do anything
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• If you can say something nice, do
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• The least I can get away with
• Do what you can as you do
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• All I can do
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• The Most Good You Can Do
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Where do you want to go today?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• The tattoo phenomenon
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• all we can do is keep moving forward

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