Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Auduster is a lying bastard and should be banished from E2 for spreading disinformation"

• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• far be it from me
• Why you should not be mean
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
• Automobile tire pressure
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I should be able to remember your face
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Should I be sorry?
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• stupidity should be painful
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• A view from the bottom of E2
• The Two Lying Bastards Show
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• No threat should be taken lightly
• AI should be our top priority.
• Laundry should be free
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Funerals should be a celebration
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Archived E2 FAQ: What should I node? (document)
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Chalant should be a word!
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• How Should A Person Be?
• This node should be filled with renga!
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• The Hike From Hell. An Appalachian Trail E2 Noder Meet of Truly Nietzschean Proportions.
• Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• One should expect as much from a machine
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Should I be happy?
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Farmers' Market
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Things every child should be taught
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Should high school be mandatory?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• why you should never be a referee
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• What is and what should never be
• Food should not be luminous
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Why should we be moral?
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• You Should Be Sober
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• This node should be filled with bees!
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• titles should be approached laterally
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• It should not be this complicated
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• only then will we be safe from each other
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Banished to Space!
• rat bastard
• Gentleman in public and a bastard in bed
• That yellow bastard
• Arrogant Bastard Ale
• Low Ping Bastard
• Bastard Digital Laser Disc
• Spherical bastards
• Rational Bastard (user)
• Bastard!!
• William the Bastard
• Bastard search
• The bastard on the couch
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
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