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• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
• His chocolate stained lips
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• A Boy and His Dog
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• The Colour Of His Voice
• How Pac-Man got his name
• August 21, 2014
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• The Horse and His Boy
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• i like his madness
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• August 24, 2014
• All around me
• The Bed Sitting Room
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• too big for his britches
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• up his own arse
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• And then I broke his nose
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• trumpet of his rump
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• August 22, 2014
• August 31, 2014
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• his
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Atom and His Package
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• The General in his Labyrinth
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Pascal on his deathbed
• The Man and His Wife
• The Brazier and His Dog
• On His Blindness
• how Wiener found his way home
• Bless his Heart
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• His 'N' Hers
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Kissing a man all over his face
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• In His Own Image
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• When the foeman bares his steel
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• Valediction to His Book
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• August 17, 2014
• August 15, 2014
• August 25, 2014
• August 23, 2014
• August 19, 2014
• August 27, 2014
• her arms around me
• August 30, 2014
• August 26, 2014
• August 18, 2014
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I felt the heat and cold of the microwave chatter in the air around me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Disappointed Woman Sitting In Bed Stock Photo
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• His hips know the original dance
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• de Molay recanted his confession
• Spinning in his grave
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• His girlfriend
• The Ass and His Driver
• His Name Is Alive
• The Ass and His Shadow
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• His Royal Highness
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Let the earth hear his voice
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• Toward his impossible light
• To His Coy Mistress
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin

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