Findings:
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- I'll be your fantasy
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Should I be happy?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- Home I'll never be
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- To be or not to be
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- I'll Be a Sunbeam
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- I'll be your Huckleberry!
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- lost, or trying to be
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Fuck it or kill it
- and i'll be bigger
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Chant and be Happy
- well, I'll be jiggered
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I must die or be better
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- I'll be
- I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
- I'll never be the other woman
- Or at least it used to be
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- I'll be in my bunk.
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- I'll be your mirror
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I'll be buried with my tankard
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- Be there or be square
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Be a model or just look like one
- 206
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- I'll be back
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Be
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
- Be Operating System
- person, place or thing
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- it'll be on the test
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Trying desperately to be cool
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
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