Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Be warned, men! Stay at home with your kid for too long and you WILL become a chick."

• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• life is too short to stay mad for too long
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Will I cease to be
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• You will be assimilated
• Carl Everett
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I will always be weird inside
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The revolution will not be televised
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I will be in my trailer!
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Everything will be alright
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• My RPG will be a work of art
• the world will be remade in our image
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• They will not be named!
• Too good to be true
• There Will Be Blood
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• If it be your will
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will be your young sinner
• It will never be just you
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You're too good to be human
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I fear I will be nothing
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The end will be a sellout
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I want to be sexy too!
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Why we long to be American
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Just be home in time for supper
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The Revolution will be televised
• There will never be another you
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Someday, I will be strong
• long to be thin (user)
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• there will be a last
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I will be light
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• You're too young to be so old
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• This love will be your downfall.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Adam fell that men might be
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The television will not be revolutionized
• There will be time
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Who Will Be There
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Will I be given that chance?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• The mountain could be home
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Marks which will never be broken
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The revolution will not be webcast
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The next life will be better
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Kid, be a kid
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I will always be in the details
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from

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