Findings:

• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• some day we will all be gone
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• All will be well again in time
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I fear I will be nothing
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The end will be a sellout
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The television will not be revolutionized
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• The next life will be better
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• They will not be named!
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• The Revolution will be televised
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• node that will be my legacy
• It will never be just you
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• There will be time
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• all the cute guys will be there
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I will always be weird inside
• Marks which will never be broken
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• The revolution will not be televised
• I will be in my trailer!
• There will never be another you
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will always be in the details
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Carl Everett
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I will be light
• Someday, I will be strong
• There Will Be Blood
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Will I be given that chance?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will be silent as I wait
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who Will Be There
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• the world will be remade in our image
• Squids will be Squids
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Even the dead will not be safe
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Boys will be boys
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• What life after death will really be like
• If it be your will
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• There will be no more stories to read
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• I will be your young sinner
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• there will be a last
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Everything will be alright
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This love will be your downfall.
• It will be good when I am leader
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Will I cease to be
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You will be assimilated
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends

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