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• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• If you will it, it is no legend
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You are special. You will not die here.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• If No One Will Love Me
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Leave it for a day and it will leave you for two
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• I will Linux no more forever
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Stay for as long as you must, leave as soon as you will.
• The will to leave
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I will fear no evil
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I will fight no more forever
• God has no free will
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• I will node no more forever
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• There will be no more stories to read
• No I will not fix your computer
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I will fight no more
• The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• And in time all this will pass
• Leave No Trace
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You will lose everything you love making your point
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Soft-quietly, it will take you
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Let no one grieve here
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• time has no meaning here
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• hate has no home here
• No one belongs here more than you.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• Time filled with encounters that leave no mark on us
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• some day we will all be gone
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• I Will Take You Home
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• will you take me with you when you go?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I will always be in the details
• The Internet will transform society
• Leave no child behind
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• lying here with no one near
• maybe everything will work out after all
• I see no X here
• No meagre passion here
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You will not remember me at all
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• All Things Will Die
• All will be well again in time
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed

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