Findings:

• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• She must be what cocaine is like
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She says kill. I say how many.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• She was too beautiful to be human
• How clear she shines
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• How's she cutting?
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• she does not know how much I need this
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• She remembers the stars
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• She could be a businesswoman
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Before she started smoking
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• You mean she can
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• That moment before she asked
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• She Had to Be Sure
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• she gave her heart to a falling star
• She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• she named it killer and took it to the beach to play in the sand
• She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Learning to play the drums
• How she saw the moon
• How's she goin', by
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• College football must be preserved
• Signs must be loud
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• How the Internet Came to Be
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• TV can be a good thing
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• It can be cold in the dark
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• How the Moon Came to Be
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• How to be a good evil villain
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• I must die or be better
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• How to be a terrible customer
• Must be a lesbian
• We Can Be Together
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• Knowledge can never be certain
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Be cool in college
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• How to be a troll
• Goops and How to be Them
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• How the Sun Came to Be
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• So you want to be a star?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• No one can be totally logical
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• How To Be Good
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world

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