Findings:

• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Drugs Or Me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Cooking for One
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It's Me or the Dog
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• me or the gun
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• One lump or two?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
• seven, plus or minus two
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• give me the truth or nothing
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• an unexpected phone call
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• To be or not to be
• The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
• Your place or mine?
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• He called me Sarah once
• Man... or Astro-man?
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• good artists borrow, great artists steal
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• he calls me monster
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Call Me Maybe
• A Story about a Phone Call
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Dead or Alive
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• 54-40 or fight!
• My country, right or wrong!
• Bobby Orr
• Skate or Die
• an interrupted phone call
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Phone call
• The Phone Call
• Just call me fluffy
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• About two men called Harold Budd
• late night phone calls
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• he calls me girly (user)
• Glen or Glenda
• or
• Don't call me white
• and/or
• Exclusive Or
• male or female
• Portland, Oregon
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• strangest phone call
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• For Better or For Worse
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Red or Blue Pill
• Our way or the highway
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Here's my number, call me
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Bad command or file name
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Don't call me Debbie
• Call me Anna
• call me hiroshima
• listen()
• Please, Call me Honky
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Call Me Persephone
• Call me Hashmael
• Call me Fish Meal
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Nickel and Dimed
• call me garbage one more time
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• They call me Engineer-khan
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• it beckons me, the call to write
• Nickels and dimes
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Call if you need me

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