Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Being told that one is better in bed than a lesbian can do a lot for a guy's ego"

• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• I can do much better than this
• A determination to do better than
• Rebeca Martinez
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Treatment of corporations
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Two heads are better than one
• What can be better than that?
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• The Library Book
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• old books can tell more than one story
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• A better model than the one at data general
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• You aren't better than human
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Better Than Sex Cake
• What Everything does better than anything else
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Why do horror movies sell better on home-release formats?
• Tickling is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• Much better than a piss test
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• The Wild Colonials
• A modem is better than nothing
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Better safe than sorry
• things to do in bed
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• better than a living will
• Do better
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• better than the best
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• Ski piss
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Better Than Ezra
• The book is better than the movie
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• better than 2 (user)
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Better than Sex
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Nice guys are good in bed
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Things that are better than sex
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• better than half my insides
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• leave it better than you found it
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• No one can be totally logical
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Better Than Bouillon
• better than Radiohead
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• On Being the one who goes away
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Lesbian bed death
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Better him than me
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Even better than the real thing
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Better Dead Than Red
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Ideas are better than apples
• at square one in a bed for two
• Better than Life
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Original better than the sequel
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Penis size and impregnation
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Are we better than everything else?
• Why cats are better than dogs
• for() is better than while()
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Better blatant than latent
• Indigenous people are better than you
• better late than never
• Better Than Garbo
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• There were times better than this
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• better than natural
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Better Than Chocolate
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• better off with him than here with me
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours

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