Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Best friends don't knock, they come in through unlocked windows and chill on your couches until you get home."

• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Rape committed by women
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• My Best Friend's Sister
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Best friend
• When The King Comes Home
• They Don't Want Me
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Man's best friend
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• A book has always been my best friend
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Why you're my best friend.
• Best of Friends
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Falling in love with your best friend
• Come Back Home
• If you build it they will come
• Some of my best friends are
• Best Friends Forever
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't try this at home
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• They don't touch me the same way
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• emotions others don't get to see
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• On a former best friend
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
• How wonderful to come home full of quiet coals
• Till the cows come home
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Dont come near me (user)
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• How to find your new best friend
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If they come for us
• My best friend, Josh
• Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
• best friends
• Come strong or stay home
• Some of my best friends are...
• The future comes screaming and shattered, fragmented, howling through midnight cobblestone streets
• The best places to get your books
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• My best dead friend
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't want to go home
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Live Era '87-'93
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• They don't know what they're missing
• The day my best friend cried
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• brandys best friend (user)
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• a letter to my best friend
• The Best is Yet to Come
• Sex with your best friend
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• A once passing chill through my body
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• to my best friend
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Come to the Window
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• A Boy's Best Friend
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Memory is best served when chilled
• Comics Come Home
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• What to do when your husband comes home
• They only come out at night
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Snoopy Come Home
• The Harder They Come
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• (Come get me).
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Doors and windows open, she screams "COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER" at the hurricane
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• My gay best friend
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• When Papa Bear comes home
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• The echoes as they come
• Come home with me
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Best friends, for awhile
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid

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