Findings:

• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Better him than me
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• better off with him than here with me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• me or the gun
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• For Better or For Worse
• She could not live with or without him
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Legend of the Red Barracuda, or: Driving through Space with the Windows Rolled Down (category)
• make or break
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• give me the truth or nothing
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Drugs Or Me
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Better than kicking him into next week
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I must die or be better
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• It's Me or the Dog
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• Better Than Bouillon
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Break me. I'm elated.
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• She thought about giving him her heart
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• leave it better than you found it
• You aren't better than human
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Written with a Diamond on her Window at Woodstock
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• her ardent eyebrows are charcoal scimitars taut above eyes that breeze like open windows
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Break Me Shake Me
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• her arms around me
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Some Days are Better than Others
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• all other times are better than 6 am
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Original better than the sequel
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• There's no better mirror than a child
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• Better safe than sorry
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Things that are better than sex
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Rebeca Martinez
• What can be better than that?
• Give me a break!
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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