A dormitory on the
Massachusetts Institute of Technology campus, located directly across from the 77 Massachusetts Ave. entrance.
Bexley, though it is located on the west side of campus, has the dorm culture more reflective of the east side. The walls of Bexley are covered in
murals,
grafitti, song lyrics, and
bullshit sayings.
At one time, say in
the 60's, Bexley was the most hardcore dorm on campus. For awhile, the
Bexment, Bexley's basement, housed an
LSD laboratory that was the primary producer of the
drug on the eastern seaboard, prompting a legendary visit by the
FBI. See
Bexley vs. the FBI.
Since those times, Bexley has become much more tame, much to the delight of the clueless
MIT administrators. Currently, a large population of
sorority girls have infiltrated the dorm, significantly toning down the edge of Bexley. The
Bexley Anti-Fascist League is committed to restoring the dorm's original culture.
Bexley also holds the distinction of being the only dorm not to participate in
MIT's
Dormcon. Past presidents who act as representatives to Dormcon have included
80's rapper Flava Flav, the
Gourmet Pesto Salmon from Baker Dining, and
black people. Presidents of Bexley must not be residents, and are chosen at random time intervals by a highly democratic
Latin American procedure, monitored by the
Bexley Anti-Fascist League.
Bexley traditions include the annual
Crossdressing Party,
Beast Roast an all-day barbecue,
bottle nights, and the infamous
Anti-Rush.
At
Bexxxley, there are three rules, prominently posted on the wall of the
black-lighted Space Center in the
Bexment:
1. Bury your own dead.
2.
Freshmen cannot
smoke pot in the elevators.
(There are no elevators in Bexley.)
3.
No more rules.