Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Big guy. Gloriously nerdy. The only person in real life I've met who's a fan of both Rifftrax AND the Dresden Files."

• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• big guy (user)
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The Dresden Files
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• A big fan of bleach
• Real life applications of mathematics
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I've been living my life half asleep
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Dick Green
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
• the person who loves to learn
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• the only person in the room
• The Big Life
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Guys who wear skirts
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Helping people cheat
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• real life raygun
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• real life test
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• That punker chick who saved my life
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Real Life
• Big Ass Fans
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Only in dreams are you real, whoever you are
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I am not a real person
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• The Real Microsoft Killer: Open File Formats
• Only her big toes were painted
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Big As Life
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• funny fat guy who dies
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I'm not this cool in real life
• Everything vs. Real Life
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• Real Life Phaser
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• save and restore function in real life
• Real Life Dilbert
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Real life trolling
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Dan in Real Life
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• credibility is the only real currency
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Only the gods are real.
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• In Real Life
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• The Big Enchilada
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Big Badlands
• Big Giant Head

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