Bikini Carwash Company 3 is a
rumored
sequel said to have been
contemplated following the
modest but
material financial success of the first two
Bikini Car Wash Company movies. The "
predecessors" (if that's the right word for the earlier
installments of a sequel that never hit
film) were about
girls washing
cars while wearing
bikinis, or engaging in other activities while wearing bikinis, or engaging in other activities while accoutered in similarly scanty vestments. Released in 1992 and 1993, they almost certainly hung on some kind of
plot, but whatever it was beats the hell outta me. There was
tasteful nudity (nah, just kidding, nothing was tasteful), and introduced
Playboy Playmate Neriah Davis to the world of acting, leading to a roles in nearly a half dozen films.
The first of the
pair that was actually made had a group of ladies raising ridiculous amounts of
money by washing cars clad in bikinis, a
testament to the
Hollywood vision of the
male propensity for throwing dollars at the opportunity to just
look at women who represent unrealistic standards of sexual attractiveness. This is true, but the place guys go to spend that kind of money looking at that kind of girl is called a
strip club, and your car will be no cleaner for having gone. In the second film, they sell the car wash business to
developers, and then start a
lingerie channel in order to buy it back once they learn the developers are going to (gasp!) develop the land it sits on. The
imagination is overcome by the possibilities of the never-made third installment of what would have forever after been billed as a "
trilogy."