Bitch's Nickname on My Cellphone

And it hits you with that funky break
Yo, yo, yo, yo -

You don't wanna fuck with Don
cos you'll never know where you went wrong
when you're lyin with your toe tag on
shootin pool with fallen homies while you're gettin your dead on

I urge you not to fuck with this Don
Cos this fuckin' brother knows how to get it on

When you're fuckin cleaning your Red Snapper and you're mowin the lawn
Don Red be up in your shower stall, gettin it on
With your offspring - I make her suck my ding-a-ling and
Ring my bell
She fly as hell

The coochie take my karma and she put it up her dharma
Bling Bling Fuck

She outta luck when I perform the sexual act
Cos it only last a minute and I want my money back
From the Ho who gave me that Blow
And the fuckin Wiccan priestess said she'd make my penis grow

But you know I'm jibba smokin, motherfuckin word is bond
And you know you chewin pavement when you Try to fuck with Don

CHORUS x 2- yeah, hell yeah

BREAKDOWN Motherfuckers

You fuckin suck dick head

Doot doot doot... Hell yeah

I'm a fuckin happy white boy yo; Don Red be glad as hell
My portfolio is bumpin, fuckin shit don't even smell

Tossin rocks with SDH and smokin motherfuckin Bones
Every five a fuckin bitch's nickname lightin up on our Phones
We turn that shit to vibrate, fuckin change our pager tones
Then we go and treat the homeless to some fuckin waffle cones

So now you wonder why your dick hurts when you eatin at the Bickford's
And your girlfriend's gettin freaky while Don Red be takin pictures
And you know you fuckin' blew it when your dad starts bustin rhymes
Bout how she let me fist her just a couple of times
And how I gave her blisters on the soles of her feet
With the supersonic friction from the Don Red's Meat

So when you sittin in yo hizzle jerkin off to kiddie pr0n
And you wish you had a hoochie an be gettin it on
But your dick in your hand is all you got to look upon
Then you finally remember that you Ain't Supposed to Fuck With Don

CHORUS

You don't wanna fuck with that Don!

Fuck that, man, you don't wanna fuck with Don...


Yeah, Yeah

Playin' tag with fallen homies.

A Don Red Joint
http://www.donred.org