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The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
Zip him back up, he sucks.
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
by hand
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
Amidala Got Back
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
They will love him long after he is gone.
dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
Things you can tell just by looking at him
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
The Ass and His Driver
Compasses surrounded by iron filings
I never met him. He broke my heart.
The Ass and His Shadow
The Ass and His Masters
The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
A man is known by the company he keeps.
Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
Phosphor reading by His own Light
Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
The Ass and His Purchaser
How the Whale Got His Throat
Bukowski stands alone, the bar bell's hammer in his hand
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
A man's got to know his limitations
The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
I killed him today, he who does not exist
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
he is too shy to write his tale
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
Take Your Partner by the Hand
Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
He makes me feel alone just by being there
Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
notes written by hand
Iron Chef Restaurants
Iron Chef
So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
Gin Soaked in: White-Knuckled Terror Chef: Where's Your Iron Now, Schmuck?
Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
Johnny Got His Gun
My hands knew him
Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
How the Camel Got His Hump
Bobby Flay
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
The Wild Colonials
I married him because he was not mean
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
I think he only loves the world for him.
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
He who has ears, let him hear
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
By the way, where'd you meet him?
I got hit by the pizza man
Go by hand
StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
death passed him by
Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
She walked by his desk and left a nickel
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
Take life by the hand
Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
Touched by the Hand of God
And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
Weeding by hand
Iron Chef battles
Iron Chef Everything
made by loving hands at home
Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
How Pac-Man got his name
Iron Chef America: Battle of the Masters
If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
Iron Chef Roach (user)
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
Adam Smith and His Amazing Invisible Hand
So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
My hands in his pockets
It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
The one he murdered once still loves him
If he's late, you can always start without him
And we killed him and he's dead.
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He held my hand - once
Iron Chef USA
He weaves his words
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
I saved his life. He does not know it.
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
He flops over and bonks his head
Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces

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