Bunny Hop (2002)

The ghetto electric slide of 2002 and 3, 'Bunny Hop' by Da Entourage debuted at no. 3 on Billboard's Hot Rap Singles chart in December, 2002. From their album Da Entourage 1, the dirty version of this song is easily one of the most frequently requested songs at the cheesy hip-hop club i work at. 'Bunny Hop' is not only aggrevatingly catchy, but there's a cute little dance that goes along with it. The dance is simple, but confusing for a pasty graver h0 such as myself. The most accurate adaptation of the lyrics i could find is as follows, with small changes where i knew better:

la da da da da da dah dah,
da da da da da dah dah

all my niggas who be chargin bitches and
ya got blue beads fallin' out yo glass
ol' man dont wantcha in the club
till ya start hoppin startin fights in the club
if ya come through and you in a car
niggas might know that you a star
if ya come wit 4 or 5 hoes
down to fight anything straight out the doors
all my niggas who be chargin bitches and
ya got blue beads fallin out yo glass
ol' man dont wantcha in the club
till ya start hoppin startin fights in the club
if ya come through and you in a car
niggas might know that you a star
if ya come wit 4 or 5 hoes
down to fight anything straight out the doors

you see you actin kinda funny, you actin kinda funny
I heard you boppin for that money, boppin for that money
you say you lookin for a balla, lookin for a balla
girl then let me spoil ya, girl the let me spoil ya

Chorus:
I'm so glad I got my own
I ain't worried 'bout Joesephine
my life's a natural high
c'mon and bunny hop wit me
I'm so glad I got my own
I aint worried bout Joesphine
my lifes a natural high
c'mon and bunny hop wit me

you gotta make sure both legs on the floor
then you wobble wobble pop ass out tha door
then you bounce and ya pick it back up
now you can tell that I wanna fuck
if you look and you say nah nah
but after while my boys goin down
now your nipples and yo titties start to sweat
girl I know that fiyapussy's startin to get wet
you gotta make sure both legs on the floor
then you wobble wobble pop ass out tha door
then you bounce and ya pick it back up
now you can tell that I wanna fuck
if you look and you say nah nah
but after while my boys goin down
now your nipples and yo titties start to sweat
girl I know that fiyapussy's startin to get wet

(Chorus)

you gotta make sure both legs on the floor
then you wobble wobble pop ass out tha door
then you bounce and ya pick it back up
now you can tell that I wanna fuck
if you look and you say nah nah
but after while my boys goin down
now your nipples and yo titties start to sweat
girl I know that fiyapussy's startin to get wet
you gotta make sure both legs on the floor
then you wobble wobble pop ass out tha door
then you bounce and ya pick it back up
now you can tell that I wanna fuck
if you look and you say nah nah
but after while my boys goin down
now your nipples and yo titties start to sweat
girl I know that fiyapussy's startin to get wet

(freestyle madness ensues)

Bunny Hop wit ah c'mon, c'mon
ah Bunny Hop wit it ah c'mon, c'mon
ah Bunny Hop wit it ah c'mon, c'mon
ah Bunny Hop wit it, ah c'mon, c'mon
Bunny Hop wit it, ah c'mon, c'mon
let me see ya Bunny Hop wit ah c'mon
c'mon, Bunny Hop wit ah c'mon, c'mon
Bunny Hop wit it ah c'mon, c'mon
let me see ya shake it wobble ah c'mon
c'mon ah Bunny Hop wit it
ah, Bunny Hop wit, wit it, wit it

I'm sure that probably didn't make a lot of sense. The dance steps, fortunately, are a little more comprehensible. If you have any rhythm whatsoever, your timing will be very clearly dictated by the beat of the song. If you don't, tough luck.

1. When the beat kicks in, you take four steps forward starting off with the right foot (and alternating with the left -- it's just like walking, it's not that difficult... Unless you're a cripple, in which case you should probably consider a less elaborate form of entertainment than hip-hop line dancing).

2. Now you take four steps back, this sequence also starting with the right foot. Don't take five forward, or else you'll probably step on someone and lose the respect of your fellow booty-dancers. (If you're doing this right, you ought to be back where you started. If not, just give up now.)

3. This next part is painfully simple to execute, but a bit tricky to describe. You take a step to the right, and between beats sort of half-step with the left foot, so your right foot falls on two consecutive beats. for this part it usually looks better if your toes are pointed in the direction you're moving.

4. Next you do the same towards the left. If you had dog poop on your shoes, the marks on the floor would look a little like this: \\/ \// ...ok, not much like that. but a little.

Now for the fun part:
5. The BUNNY HOP!! With the beat, hop right, hop left, hop right making a 90 degree turn (counter-clockwise) in mid air, and then hop left again.

And that's it. starting from your new position, just repeat these steps ad naseum or until the end of the song, whichever comes first.

Happy hopping!