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• Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Do Unto Others
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• they carry but they do not understand
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Writing .com files with DOS debug
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Do Lobsters Cough and Other Things From the Days of Covid-19
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• two hot blonde girls
• Why women dye their hair blonde
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• blonde female teen pop tart
• The Blonde Waltz
• Aeroplane blonde
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Blonde D'Aquitaine
• Strawberry blonde
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• Hollywood Blondes
• Blonde On Blonde
• Eyeless Blonde Conspiracy
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• blondes have more fun
• Warm Blonde
• Two dandy old bleach blondes in a VW Rabbit
• Suicide Blonde
• White on Blonde
• blonde, freckles, skinny, short
• to all the peroxide blondes in Hollywood
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Allessandra, the blonde from Wyoming
• Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
• BLONDE (user)
• Waiting for sunset, blonde dripping down my arm
• Bergdorf Blondes
• Atomic Blonde
• The Blonde Cried Murder
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt

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