Findings:
- I'm getting ahead of myself
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I remind myself I'm a married woman
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm not racist but...
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm not homophobic but...
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- I'm never getting drunk again
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Being a dickhead
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
- I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- ahead of the game
- ahead of the curve
- look ahead
- Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- Hard to starboard, all ahead flank
- go ahead I'll listen (user)
- Go ahead, throw your vote away
- go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
- Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
- Full steam ahead
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Good from far, but far from good
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- separate but equal
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- butt log
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
- Butted mail
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- cigarette butt
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Mandibular block injection
- old chestnut: all but two
- answer: all but two
- Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
- terrified but hopeful
- Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I am but a moth before your flame
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- Not atheist, but what then?
- silent but deadly
- equal but opposite
- Fell, But Tried
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- but aren't we all
- Cat Butt
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- Butt fluffies
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- But who nodes the noders?
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
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