Findings:
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm not drinking any more
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Being a dickhead
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- im wearing a bandana (user)
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm not racist but...
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- im in your pants (user)
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- any
- by any means necessary
- Press any key to continue
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- "42" is even to any base
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- any way, shape or form
- Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
- Pick a card, any card
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- In any art, boredom is not a virtue
- Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
- Love In Any Language
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Any time! Anywhere!
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- At least things can't get any worse
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Any Mick'll Do
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- Lil Kid any werrr (user)
- Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
- This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Got any ID please?
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Any port in a storm
- A Jared by any other name
- Gym equipment
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Any time is Trinidad time
- Convert any number to decimal
- To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- anies (user)
- Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
- Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
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