Findings:
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Dont come near me (user)
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- Dont come near me. (user)
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Being a dickhead
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- When You Come
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When Employers Come A-Courtin'
- Come home with me
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Starving in the greenhouse
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- but don't take my word for it
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Nobody for me but you
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Come to Me
- I love it when a plan comes together
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- When it all comes together
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- Byzantine comes to visit me
- If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- I come to the garden... but not alone
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- not running from, but going to
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- He thinks I don't, but I do
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