Findings:

• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Good from far, but far from good
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• /but what was the question?
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• If I was a good person
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Love cookies
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• I was never any good at maths at school
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Food was purer in the good old days
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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