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• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• all net, nothing but territory
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• and things we're all too young to know
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• to know all practical things
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Fuck them all but the six
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• mr. know it all (user)
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• no words about nothing at all
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• A definitive list of all the menstruating women I know
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• All About Nothing
• They are all pretty but fading.
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• All gods but your own
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• A story about a person I do not know
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free

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