Findings:

• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Love cookies
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Good from far, but far from good
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Summer Make Good
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The color that makes you look good
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Live Era '87-'93
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Geeks make good lovers
• Make It Good
• We don't make good wives
• Make Good
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• But what are they really thinking?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Flipping Forward in a Book to Make Sure A Character Lives
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• they carry but they do not understand
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Alfredo sauce
• How to make a fake fire
• What makes music good
• What makes a good person?
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• The Department of They
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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