Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "But not a yin yang bandana, 'cause that'll just mess everyone up. Well, okay. If you must."

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Yin, yang, and the other thing
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Just as well I came along
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Yin and Yang
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Just Cause
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• that's okay, it's just fire
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• up the gravity well
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• The Yin and the Yang
• How I realized the balance of Yin and Yang
• And you as well must die, beloved dust,
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Things people put up their butts
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• Her hair, tangled
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• But I have seen the sun just once
• A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Yin Yang
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Operation Just Cause
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• a just cause
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• 'just woke up' voice
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Menstruation is not just a bloody mess
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why must smoking cause cancer?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Are you okay? ...Yeah. Just tired.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• It's okay. The puppy just DIES and that's the end of the movie.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Mess up
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• but
• butt set
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• butt log
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• butts ARE litter
• Bo Yi and Yi Yin
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu

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