Findings:

• CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• crime scene
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Messing with your own head
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Heads Down, Thumbs Up
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• minor fender benders are not crime scenes
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I have root on your head
• What pornos would have us believe
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Our relationship is like a crime scene
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• NYPD L.A. Law & Order: Crime Scene Investigation On The Street Blues
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• heads up
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• the scene of the crime
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• Crime scene reconstruction (watercolor)
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• People have fucked up before
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I must have three heads
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• you would have been
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I would like to have emotions
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You stole what they would have given you
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have made up a name for my disease
• because I have given up any care
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• he would have laughed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Bernie would have won
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• he would have cried
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I kept worrying that my head would fall off
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Heads Up 7up
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Hold your head up
• Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Baptist fear of dancing
• crime
• hate crime
• property crime
• partner in crime
• Thought crime
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• war crimes
• T.A.Z.: Crime
• blue collar crime
• crime rate
• More Guns, Less Crime
• capital crime
• Hate crime hoaxes in American colleges
• infamous crimes against nature
• The Tooth of Crime
• link between abortions and crime
• Crime Zero
• crime against nature
• Take a bite out of crime!
• The roots of violence and crime in society lie beyond the stereotypes
• Victim or the Crime
• Everything's a crime in Maryland!
• White collar crime
• Accordion Crimes
• Major Crimes Act of 1885
• Crimes and Misdemeanors
• true crime
• It's a crime, not a war.
• International war crimes tribunals
• Crime and Punishment (e2poll)
• Crime Story
• anything to mask these crimes from the eye of heaven
• Loving Crime
• Social capital and Crime
• Batman / The Spirit: Crime Convention
• British Book Award for Crime Thriller of the Year
• Crime of the Century
• crime time (user)
• Contemplating crimes (that we haven't committed yet)
• crime is normal
• British Suburban Crime
• Crime Bible
• National Center for the Analysis of Violent Crime
• An American Crime
• British crime drama
• copycat crimes
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Liberal Crime Squad
• Partners in Crime
• Crackers the Corporate Crime Fighting Chicken
• Police & Crime Commissioners Election, 2012
• You mean the me that you would be
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job

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