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Caffeinated
- user since
- Sat Jan 10 2004 at 02:20:15 (20.3 years ago )
- last seen
- Fri Dec 25 2009 at 10:31:20 (14.3 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 12 - View Caffeinated's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 1 (Novice) / 120
- mission drive within everything
- To die laughing, and looking very stupid.
- specialties
- Obscure pop-culture references.
- school/company
- Fairview High
- motto
- Something uncreative.
- most recent writeup
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User Bookmarks:
- "It could use a space ship," said the angel
- 9/11 (thing)
- About some girl (person)
- Active vs Passive Nihilism
- All I ever wanted to be (fiction)
- Alternatives to toilet paper
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- Arthur Dent's Eulogy for Douglas Adams
- Astral projection technique
- Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- Bag of Crushed Child
- Big Five Personality Characteristics
- Brad Sucks
- Building an underground house
- Can of Sprite as a Weapon of Choice
- Capture the Flag with Stuff
- Close the door before you leave
- December 12, 2002 (thing)
- Deliberately dropping pennies
- Everything you just read is bullshit
- Everything2 is a community
- Five paragraph essay (idea)
- Five rules to live by (idea)
- Getting free pizza
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- heteroflexible
- How to cook the perfect steak
- How to Deal with Tear Gas
- How to meet the most girls
- How to meet the most girls (idea)
- I was a chess piece (person)
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Just a collection of ones and zeroes
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Life is half over at age 10
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it (idea)
- Life is too short to use low-quality herbs and spices
- limerick vs haiku
- London's calling, and it's calling you gay
- My Fascinatingly Detailed Teen Angst Bullshit Day Log - Part 1
- My roommates have ordered throwing stars
- Nadsat
- Node for the Ages
- passionate kiss
- Psychedelic Guide: Ketamine
- Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
- Salvia divinorum
- September 9, 2001 (idea)
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- Smalltown (place)
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend (idea)
- Some thoughts on the legal drinking age in the United States
- Strawberry Surprise
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- The boy who spoke with the sky
- The difficulty of explaining abstract concepts
- The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
- The science of procrastination
- There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
- There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll. (idea)
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Uberman's Sleep Schedule
- When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge (thing)
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight? (idea)
- Why I should quit Everything
- Why the willow weeps
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Young man, I'm flattered