Camel fairies, also known as Camel reps, prowl coffeeshop
s and bar
s and nightclub
s giving out free packs of Camel cigarettes to the over-21 set. Camel fairies are kind and benevolent and wonderful... but you only get your free smokes in exchange for contact info, which means lots of annoying calls from telemarketers
It's worth it.
On especially good nights, Camel fairies give out "Gift Packs" containing two packs of cigarettes, a Bic lighter, a mint flavored candy, a condom, and a moist towelette.
My only question: In what order should these things be used? Hmm...