Findings:

• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• you never can tell with bees
• I've been crowned the king of it
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How to tell she's good looking
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've Been Tired
• The Library Book
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• You can tell a Marine
• Though you can tell me
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been searching
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• Why I've never been ice skating
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I've been working on my homework
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've been waiting forever
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I've been here for 5 hours
• I've Never Been to Me
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You never can tell
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Ski piss
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• old books can tell more than one story
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I've been trying to count the stars
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• I've been dead a long time
• I can no longer tell you
• I’ve been completed
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• been through the fire
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• It's been odd out in the world
• been there, done that
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• This has not been an easy year.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I appear to have been misinformed

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