MOTHER OF GOD! You are Justin Achilli!!!!1
HOLY SHIT!
RULES:
You are blitzed to hell and back on cheap, evil-smelling beer.
You must satirize the roleplaying games the!
Roll die with rapidity and consequences:
1-5: Pass out in pool of own urine
6: MAKE CARDBOARD GAME
DAS GAMES:
1. Grontar: the Frutang
2. Game of Bacon
3. Slint
4: SmuntFunch
5: Dinghammer
6: Oops! EAT OWN HAND; LOSE 1 GARBO POINT
OBLIGATORY METER
PLANK OOOOOOOOOO Garbo!!