Findings:

• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I have a punklin and you don't
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• A reason to drink
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• We don't make good wives
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• The choice you have to make
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Everything is silly and nothing makes sense
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You don't have any real problems
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• you don't have to do this
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• That phone call you don't want to make
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• it would make sense (user)
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Stoned music memories
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• So you don't have to
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Cats don't have brakes
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Why don't I have votes today?
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Two wrongs don't make right
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I don't have the time
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Computers have no sense of time
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• This node does not make sense
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• I did not say it would make sense
• Because that would make sense
• marriage does not make sense
• Sun worship makes sense
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I don't have a television set
• Cartoon food chain
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Cartoon History of the Universe
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• King of Cartoons
• Cartoon Network Commercial Memorial
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Scientific American Cartoons
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Danish Muhammad Cartoons a US DoD plant?
• Transformers cartoon
• Cartoon Dreams
• We laughed like a cartoon circus train
• Men and Cartoons
• The Hole of Cartoon Badness
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven

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