Findings:

• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My life may no longer be my own
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Be that as it may
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• I may not be unbreakable
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Last Days of May
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• Animals which may be immortal
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The next life will be better
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• may their names be sung forever
• Rebeca Martinez
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• The second chance you give could be your last
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• meteors may be fallen angels
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• Fishing may be painful
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Starving in the greenhouse
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• gods we may be
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• May the Force be with you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• and the world may be long for you
• May the Fourth be with you
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Let there be another next time
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Then Came the Last Days of May
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• may your fruit be like you
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• there will be a last
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• it'll be on the test
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard

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