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• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
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• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
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• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
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• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• List of countries Belgium has bombed since the Cold War ended
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• Kisses on my shoulder like little stars sparkling
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• My Little Pony or porn star?
• Like toys for overgrown children
• My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
• My Little Pony The Movie
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
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