Findings:

• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Think globally, don't act.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• 15 will get you 20
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• don't throw good money after bad
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Don't go into the basement
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• How to avoid a car accident
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Human beings will believe anything
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I don't think I like love
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I don't want to get over you
• You don't get a song
• As Good as it Gets
• five will get you ten
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• As Good As It Gets?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to get good in-flight service
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• I don't get it
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Perils of being too good at your job
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• not as good as being there
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Stoned music memories
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Good Girls Don't
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• I don't get many things right the first time
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't Make Me Think
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't think the sun was up
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You just don't get it
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Don't think about it
• good reasons to get an education
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You will get yours
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• It will get better
• How to get a good night's sleep
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Got to Get You into My Life
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Christian as synonym for good
• Being a romantic does not mean you are good at romance
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Good Christian Men, Rejoice
• Being a dickhead
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• I don't think of her
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Christian fundamentalists will end the world through fear and suffering
• Rape committed by women
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't slip into depression
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't think of...
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Consumers: don't buy into the hype
• emotions others don't get to see
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• We don't make good wives
• The secrets of being a good drug dealer

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